Why Goth Is A Religion – It’s Adherents Can’t Think For Themselves!

Goth is essentially a religion where freethought is discouraged and it’s adherents must conform to the Gothic dress-code, lest they incur the wrath of the many Goth Gods.

Instead of congregating in Churches, Goths typically meet up at alcohol stores and cemeteries where they harm themselves with sticks and prickly badgers as an offering to Layne Staley.

If you are stupid enough to criticize the Goth religion in front of a cult member they will reprimand you immediately for your mistake and kick your face into pieces.

You’ve been warned.