I Hate How Goths Always Pick Really Goofy Nick Names For Themselves

If you’ve spent any time at all over on websites like Dark Starlings or Vampire Freaks you’ll quickly realize that Goths typically call themselves by these ‘cute’ little nicknames like ‘Lord Scissorkill’ or Madame Razorfuck’

The sad thing is that I’ve met people like this in real life and they are typically geeks with names like Winston or Nigel who become enraged if you fail to address them by their internet moniker.

It’s time to face facts. You are called Nigel. No one will call you ‘Madame Razorfuck’ no matter how much you threaten them!