How To Tell If A Goth Guy Likes You Or Not!

If a Goth guy loves you then he’ll follow you everywhere. He’ll turn up in the girls restrooms and ask if he can wipe your ass after you’ve dumped. Report him to the authorities immediately before he becomes totally infatuated with you.

Once he’s head over heels in love, he’ll starting carving your name into his chest which could result in serious blood loss if your name is ‘Cassandra’. If he’s a Cyber Goth he might go once step further and chop off his rod and stick a big plastic neon-green fake one where his old member once stood, just to show how much you mean to him.

Trust me, you’ll know it when a Goth Guy likes you, so if it’s in doubt in anyway he obviously isn’t interested!