Goth Pale Skin – How Goth’s Achieve The Dead Pale Look

Have you ever wondered why most Goths are so goddamn pale? Well here’s a convenient 3 step explanation of the root cause of the wanness.

1. Goths never go outside as they are afraid of absolutely everything from cats to bleeping sneakers. This means that they never see any sunlight at all.
2. Goths usually have drinking problems which means that they are constantly ill and lacking proper nutrition, resulting in a pale, pasty complexion.
3. Many Goths actually try to dye their own skin with bleach to achieve an even paler hue.