http://www.gothlook.info An insight into the Goth look... Tue, 18 May 2010 19:40:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If you're a Christian looking to convert a Goth into a law-abiding Christian, trust me it's not worth it. Trying to do so is extremely dangerous. He will inform his Gothic allies about your attempts to convert him and they'll visit you nightly in your sleep and begin to smash your ... http://www.gothlook.info/no-one-in-history-has-ever-converted-a-goth-into-a-christian.html If you sense that your best friend is interesting in becoming a Goth, then it's important to list the negative aspects of Goth life to him. Tell him that he'll be shunned by society and made to be a laughing stock in his peers. Tell him that he'll be coerced into ... http://www.gothlook.info/how-to-convince-your-best-friend-not-to-become-goth.html If a Goth guy loves you then he'll follow you everywhere. He'll turn up in the girls restrooms and ask if he can wipe your ass after you've dumped. Report him to the authorities immediately before he becomes totally infatuated with you. Once he's head over heels in love, he'll starting ... http://www.gothlook.info/how-to-tell-if-a-goth-guy-likes-you-or-not.html Apparently it is necessity for a Goth to smoke at least 20 cigarettes a day otherwise they are not considered to be a real Goth. How disgusting is that? Not only are Goths mindless drones but they are giving themselves and others around them an enhanced risk of lung cancer just because ... http://www.gothlook.info/you-cant-be-a-real-goth-unless-you-smoke-cigarettes.html If your girlfriend leaves you because of your Gothic tendancies then the only person to blame is yourself. Please remember that not all girls like having their necks bitten or being locked inside a coffin against their will. You might think that you're doing the Good Lord Dracula a favor by ... http://www.gothlook.info/what-to-do-if-your-girlfriend-breaks-up-with-you-for-being-goth.html Have you ever wondered why most Goths are so goddamn pale? Well here's a convenient 3 step explanation of the root cause of the wanness. Goths never go outside as they are afraid of absolutely everything from cats to bleeping sneakers. This means that they never see any sunlight at all. Goths ... http://www.gothlook.info/goth-pale-skin-how-goths-achieve-the-dead-pale-look.html OK, we've already established that Goth is a religion. This, however does not mean that Goths should be free to dress as they please in school. They need to take other students thoughts into consideration before coming in dressed as the Grim Reaper! I remember seeing Goth Kids in school and ... http://www.gothlook.info/an-anti-goth-dress-code-does-not-count-as-religious-discrimination.html If you've spent any time at all over on websites like Dark Starlings or Vampire Freaks you'll quickly realize that Goths typically call themselves by these 'cute' little nicknames like 'Lord Scissorkill' or Madame Razorfuck' The sad thing is that I've met people like this in real life and they are ... http://www.gothlook.info/i-hate-how-goths-always-pick-really-goofy-nick-names-for-themselves.html Goth is essentially a religion where freethought is discouraged and it's adherents must conform to the Gothic dress-code, lest they incur the wrath of the many Goth Gods. Instead of congregating in Churches, Goths typically meet up at alcohol stores and cemeteries where they harm themselves with sticks and prickly badgers ... http://www.gothlook.info/why-goth-is-a-religion-its-adherants-cant-think-for-themselves.html Gothic women are very demanding when it comes to selecting a lifelong partner. In order to ensure that their children are raised as Goths, the women must marry another Goth man as no one sane would allow their children to be called 'Bloodclot', 'Raven' or 'Zeus'. Since Goth is essentially a ... http://www.gothlook.info/why-goth-chicks-rarely-date-guys-who-arent-goth.html