Christ alive, most Gothic People struggle to dress themselves, let alone wear fashionable clohing! What the hell is with constantly wearing black? I remember seeing this guy wearing PVC jeans once too. As he walked down the street the jeans clinched together and kept making this squeaking noise. It was as if he had a rat affixed to his groin. I'd never heard anything like it before in my life and frankly I don't wanna hear anything like it again.