Why the hell do Goths dance in such an insane way? You'd think that by the way they dance that they have a rocket up their ass or something.
It's impossible to dance in a Goth club without being pushed to the ground by the baying mob, especially during cult songs like 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails. When this is played the Goths will start gesticulating towards one another like dogs on heat. If you were to stare at a Goth the wrong way during this dance he'd definitely smash a bottle into your face.